Damn You Carnage!

A few weeks back I foolishly said to Pete that, after spending a couple of hours washing and polishing my bike, how pleased I was with it.

"I bet I can find some dirt on it" he said. "Nah, it's spotless" I replied.
After about a minute of scrutinising my pride and joy he'd found 10 bits that I'd missed - b*st*rd!

Now it takes me twice as long to clean it as I'm frightened I might meet him afterwards and he'd find some dirt again.
The moral of this story? Don't challenge the Master.

 

yeah, but he prob had dirt on his hands and marked it just to make sure he proved his point

 

BH rest assured youd get no satisfaction from it .....there is people looking at your bike and stating ..."nice clean bike" just as they turn away to see what else is around, then theres people looking very intimately at your bike, deep into the nooks and crannies then standing up stepping back and stating "fook me this bloke needs to get a life, how the fook did he get in there to clean that?" and finally you have the people that just step back take out thier shades, slip them on just so they can appreciate the hard work thats gone into it and just stand there speechless. Jim im sure you have the same moral values as i do ( with some deviant exceptions) " if a jobs worth doing ...its worth doing well" ....why should that be compromised when cleaning and polishing your bike?

 

JRTFT

 

JRTFT © WD

 

Easy to keep your bike clean if you hardly ever ride it.!...................................................................................................................................incoming.

 

He, heeee.