What's pi$$ed me off today.........!!

Probbly illegal but reckon we should compile a list of cars/regs & people that need retribution. Then another list of those available to dish it out.

 

Bleeding wheel arches!
I just can't get em to sit straight, let alone the mare and half I'm having trying to actually attach them.
I'd not bother fitting them at all except I need them for the MoT.

 

Effing weather!!!!!

 

http://www.bucksfreepress.co.uk/new...lock_deliberately_placed_in_road__say_police/

SORRY TO THE FAINT HEARTED FOR THE FOLLOWING....BUT
It boils my piss.....especially when the police ask the person responsible to hand themselves in ....why not just be honest and say ....we dont have a fuckin clue as to who done it ....as for the retard that thought this would be funny i pray you catch a nasty desease and i hope you suffer a long and painful life which see's your genitals rot painfully away and your limbs become disfigured and excrutiating painful for many many years preventing you from commiting suicide, i hope your arsehole grows wire barbs which grow inwards up your anal passage and slowly tear you apart from the inside out over a period of a lifetime and that your saliva becomes acid which burns away at you preventing speech to request assistance ....oh and may many many poeple especially the family of the rider witness this.

 

After yesterdays c*ck up with the bike suspension, today I tried to fit new double glazed panels I bought to replace the single pane glass around my front door. Was carefully ordered, drawing a picture of how they were all arranged, with sizes and everything. However, try and fit the first (having smashed out the old glass) and realise two pieces have the pattern vertically, and three pieces horizontally Grrr Grrrr and double Grrrrrr

 

Being rear ended by some f*ckwit who decided I should of pulled out on a roundabout and hit the gas without looking.
I'd just finished the bloody paintwork too.

 

That sucks! Not too much damage to the bike I hope. How are you?

Similar happened to my poor old Dad when I was teaching him to drive.
"Why didn't he go out?" asked the driver, and then his passenger (wife) started too!!

 

I was in the car thankfully, it's a bit cheaper than the bike.

I'm alright, far as I can tell. The guys face was a picture when he came to the window to apologise and realised I was already in a wheelchair!
As it happened a mate was behind him in another Mini and there was a copper next to him.

Now, I need repair quotes.

 

Poxy low life cowboy builders doing the sister inlaws extension...in the past month the boiler has been condemned - a danger to all and the installer was not gas safe and is now been hunted by the authorities, the loft conversion roof leaks, polystireen (spelling?) has been used as loft insulation, light sockts live so making changing a bulb dangerous, old wiring has been mixed with new, kitchen extension roof leaks, kitchen extension may not have a damp proof course in the flooring, the flooring is so badly levelled it has had to be re-done so the bifold doors can be fitted, light sockets dont line up...And one of the guys who has been paid directly has disapeared and nobody knows where his lock up is which is storing the kitchen! And she has not and will not let me get involved!

 

Christ carnage, That was light......sounded like foreplay talk.... I think you're being far to kind........
I could go on but i will refraim from doing so.....

Can see where you're at tho'........

 

Ah - must be a full moon. Hyabusa Dave is awake again