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Decisions, Decisions

Discussion in 'Funny page' started by Garya, May 14, 2012.

  1. Garya

    Garya World Superbike +

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    nicked from another site.

    Moral Test....Please read to the end before making a judgement. This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.
    *** THE SITUATION: ***
    You are in London . There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.
    You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing into the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
    *** THE TEST: ***
    Suddenly, you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris
    You move closer... Somehow, the man looks familiar....You suddenly realise who it is.... It's the Muslim Cleric, Abu Hamza, the one-eyed, hook handed bastard who hates non-Muslims and wants the UK to become an Islamic state!! You notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.
    You have two options:

    You can save the life of Abu or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the country's most despised, evil and powerful men!
    *** NOW THE QUESTION AND PLEASE GIVE AN HONEST ANSWER ***



    Would you select high contrast colour film or, would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
     
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  2. BlackHornet

    BlackHornet Look before you turn Staff Member Moderator +

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    high contrast :thumbsup: his hooks wouldn't stand out enough in black and white :p
     
  3. hoppielimp

    hoppielimp Fair Weather Rider +

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    Black n white... It's more classic
     
  4. DAVE B

    DAVE B British Superbike +

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    I would hold my hand out.as its a much more dramatic photo as he reaches for his life.then I would let the fucking rag head bomber drown. And go have a tea ,don't care what the photo looks like as long as it looks good on my wall !!!!!
     
  5. kitten_art

    kitten_art Race Rep +

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    Black and white, he doesn't deserve high contrast colour!
     
  6. Yoda

    Yoda Sport Tourer + Site Supporter

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    Black & white all the way
     
  7. Skortchio

    Skortchio Caustic +

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    Shoot in colour, edit later for black and white, sepia, photoshopping people in nearby, whatever the people buying the merchandise wanted really... :rubhands:
     
  8. Ducky

    Ducky Quackers! +

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    I wouldn't waste the shot! :D
     
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  9. Carnage

    Carnage Race Rep +

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    before allowing him to drown id ask if he knew of a way of harnessing the water so we could lift the hosepipe ban enableing me to clean the bike better i would then pass him the relevant tools to enable the fix before photographing him in hi resolution colour drowning and add the headline ....despicable raghead trys to sabotage uk water supply
     
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