Armoured Forum Stickers

If any member wishes to improve the strength of his or her bike, may I recommend application of Forum stickers to the parts of the machine you wish to protect? Many of you will know that I carried out some unintended aerial experiments one fine Saturday afternoon earlier this month, and a side benefit of this activity has been that I can now state quite definitively that any part of your bike can be protected from collisions if it is covered by an SEC Biker sticker. See below. This afternoon I revisited the scene of my flying experiment to discover that I moved a plastic 'Keep Left' bollard some 80 metres towards Goudhurst as well as uprooting the 'No Right Turn' sign. But there in the grass at the side of the road was the sole surviving piece of my bike. The rest has vapourised.

Quite fitting, I thought.

Send bulk orders for protective stickers to Mr Roadwart

 

Maybe it should be ourselves we cover in stickers!

 

They weren't the armoured ones, you see. Wrong club too...