What's pi$$ed me off today.........!!

Dave Murphy

 

Yeah, he's an agravating git and knows nowt about motorcycles!!! That's what BladeRR6 told me, so it must be true! What?

 

You know you love him really.

 

I refuse to go out with men who follow football

 

I've always said that football is a game for men who've never really grown up. Tedious, tribal, brainless, polyester-wearing sycophants. What irritates me most is when people say things like "We're gonna win the cup / we did well / we're the best" etc etc. 'WE'??? Are they part of that particular football club? Are they on the payroll? No. It's a bit like me saying "We've just lowered the price of our eggs, so 'we' are much better than shitty Tesco" simply because I shop in Sainsburys. Grrrrrrrrr. Rant over .

 

people who supposedly hate football and then fill up a thread talking about it!!

 

See previous comment re tribalism. But come on - polyester?? Who ever needs that against their skin? Nasty.

 

A lot of stereotyping going on here about footy and supporters....

And as for tribalism....... erm........ Bikers - Tribalistic behavour, never! Pot, kettle, black!

 

Bikers - tribal?? Only some of them (black leather, chrome, American bikes - I don't want to offend). I've only recently started riding with other bikers as for me, biking has always been best served on my lonesome. Once you get to know me, you'll soon realise that I tend to be a little non-conformist and therefore, am a fully-fledged 'one-man-wolfpack'.

As for Chelsea Rovers - they're great... but not as good as Manchester Wanderers.

 

So Hypothetically.... if a very well, paid, engaging, very attractive (to you) and humorous man were to ask for a date, but he was a professional footballer, you would say ''no thank you, i refuse on the grounds of your work or interest'' ... hmmmmm................

 

Good point Sporty!

However, surely an 'engaging and humorous' professional footballer is an oxymoron?

 

Not above heinous, 80's gurn worthy clichés though I see

Do you have a T-shirt with a wolf and the moon on it?

 

Ha ha, i knew that was coming. But you made me have to google 'oxymoron' just to be sure it was what i suspected..
Bit like - Police Intelligence, Accurate Estimate or Fastest Yamaha ...

 

No, I have a cheap bomber jacket which features the 'wolf' as a large screen-print on the back which I bought from a street market along with some 'killer' Whitesnake CDs, 'dude'.

My 'wolf-pack' reference was actually fuelled by recently watching 'The Hangover' (again). Zach Galifianakis is a genius.

It's ironic that you used the word 'heinous' as it always makes me think of the Bill & Ted films... in the 80s! Funny how what goes around, comes around!

 

Anyway... away from the football discussions...

Today I have been pissed off by people mumbling. Even when I tell them I cannot hear them they still mumble and then look really surprised when I say that I still cannot hear them, and could they possible talk directly to me as opposed to their feet as then I might have half a chance of bloody lip reading. (This also tends to get people talking properly as opposed to mumbling, as I've found from experience that most people don't like being told they're mumbling, but are much happier to find out that you're deaf and therefore it's not their fault).