What Made Me Smile today ...........................????

My missus looking over my shoulder when RW's avatar was shown. Turned a bit green & said "Is that one of the members?"

 

Not really today but Sunday gone, this is keeping me busy while the bike is tucked up for Winter! (Brother and a friend - switch YT vid to 720p for best quality).

Frontera
Vitara

 

looking on my plusnet useage and for the last two and a half weeks we have used only 7.85 gb of our 60 gb limit and we have not changed to way we use the net. I'm still online gaming like normal and the wife and kids still doing the same stuff on the pc and on top of that I'm saving £10 a month.

 

tbh its fairly hard to reach caps on broadband unless your hitting the torrents/peer to peer etc pretty hard.. i have 50gb cap but thats only during peak times outside of that it doesnt count . I was looking at migrating to plus net as my independant bb supplier has been bought out by talktalk business and 1) cant stand talktalk the service is rubbish, and 2) i really dont need that much limit as i do all my downloading during the wee hours

 

Plusnets largest package is 60GB with phone as well is about £21 but I have a £5 gamers pack added on so we pay £26 a month and the have the off peak free usage which runs from midnight til 8am.Which for me is great cos I work nights so on my days off I'm awake til stupid o clock and I do all my downloading then as well..

 

What made me smile today? ..........................the reaction of the stupid tart in her mahusive merc, when I made an almighty hullaballoo whilst she was talking on her frikking phone whilst driving. Can afford an expensive motor, but cant afford a blue tooth WTF?! Think I scared her so much she nearly shat her botox out!

 

Pissing my pants at my wife watching Frozen Planet....Going from argh how cute is that baby penguin to cries of NO NO leave it alone, dont kill it you stupid bird...And how can show things like this I thought it would be a nice programme!

 

It being nearly 11:00 before i remembered, ive still got some chocolate cookies left in the cupboard that i didnt scoff last night.

 

How very spooky.......I am in the middle of making some of those at the minute!!! (awaiting the oven to bleep at me in it's ear piercing tones)

 

That's not the oven...that's yr fire alarm 8P

 

Oh so it was!............................charcoal anyone?

 

Just watching motorway cops and some young lad getting pulled over and being done for no insurance. GOOD! But then the copper noticed a baseball bat on the back seat and when asked what it was doing there the young guy answered "its for self defence mate". Right then says the cop I'm going to do you for carrying an offensive weapon!

 

OMG! Same programme...The cops are driving up and the motorway in a truck!

 

Helpful tip...if you carry such a bat, always have a ball too.

 

Erm from what I have been told a bat and ball is not enough, you need the glove too

 

Oh well, that's progress eh?

 

And there was I expecting you to say "when I were a lad, gloves were only worn by cissies!"

 

Can't remember that far back.