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    <title>Funny page</title>
    <description>A place for your CLEAN funny anecdotes &amp; jokes. Save all NSFW stuff for the playground please.</description>
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      <title>Tools Explained</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2020 17:31:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6752/</link>
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      <author>invalid@example.com (lammyR6)</author>
      <dc:creator>lammyR6</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<i>Saw this on Facebook. It made me chuckle <img src="styles/default/xenforo/smilies/biggrin.png" class="mceSmilie" alt=":D" title="Big Grin    :D" /></i><br />
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TOOLS EXPLAINED<br />
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DRILL PRESS : A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.<br />
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WIRE WHEEL : Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints...<br />
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<a href="http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6752/" class="internalLink">Tools Explained</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Winter Driving Tips</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Dec 2019 08:25:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6717/</link>
      <guid>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6717/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (BlackHornet)</author>
      <dc:creator>BlackHornet</dc:creator>
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      <title>A Few Funny Videos</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Sep 2019 06:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6694/</link>
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      <author>invalid@example.com (BlackHornet)</author>
      <dc:creator>BlackHornet</dc:creator>
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      <title>Get Your Groove On</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Aug 2019 07:30:26 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6678/</link>
      <guid>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6678/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (lammyR6)</author>
      <dc:creator>lammyR6</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Not bike related at all but did make me chuckle <br />
<a href="https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=925646951112479&amp;id=727112640965912" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=925646951112479&amp;id=727112640965912</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>A Whole New Perspective On Wind Power</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2019 06:32:27 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6569/</link>
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      <author>invalid@example.com (lammyR6)</author>
      <dc:creator>lammyR6</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.facebook.com/1719759861643240/posts/2286535448299009/" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">https://www.facebook.com/1719759861643240/posts/2286535448299009/</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Ready For More Rain?</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2019 18:23:42 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6558/</link>
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      <author>invalid@example.com (lammyR6)</author>
      <dc:creator>lammyR6</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="styles/default/xenforo/smilies/laugh.png" class="mceSmilie" alt=":laugh:" title="laugh    :laugh:" /><br />
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      <title>Decisions Decisions</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2018 23:29:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6546/</link>
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      <author>invalid@example.com (lammyR6)</author>
      <dc:creator>lammyR6</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Which ride shall I take tomorrow <img src="styles/default/xenforo/smilies/shrug.gif" class="mceSmilie" alt=":shrug:" title="Shrug    :shrug:" /><br />
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      <title>Drones At Gatwick ???</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2018 08:37:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6541/</link>
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      <author>invalid@example.com (BlackHornet)</author>
      <dc:creator>BlackHornet</dc:creator>
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      <title>Architecture Biker Style</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2018 07:22:28 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6462/</link>
      <guid>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6462/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (lammyR6)</author>
      <dc:creator>lammyR6</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="styles/default/xenforo/smilies/biggrin.png" class="mceSmilie" alt=":D" title="Big Grin    :D" /><br />
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      <title>Kidnap A Biker ? Easy :-)</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2018 09:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6460/</link>
      <guid>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6460/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (BlackHornet)</author>
      <dc:creator>BlackHornet</dc:creator>
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      <title>What’s This?</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2018 20:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6445/</link>
      <guid>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6445/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (Tomasbe)</author>
      <dc:creator>Tomasbe</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Surely, that’s  600. <img src="styles/default/xenforo/smilies/biggrin.png" class="mceSmilie" alt=":D" title="Big Grin    :D" /><br />
<a href="https://www.facebook.com/592051673/posts/10155535097651674/" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">https://www.facebook.com/592051673/posts/10155535097651674/</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Joke Book</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2018 18:36:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6396/</link>
      <guid>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6396/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (BlackHornet)</author>
      <dc:creator>BlackHornet</dc:creator>
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      <title>Good Advice.</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2018 19:27:45 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6376/</link>
      <guid>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6376/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (Beelady)</author>
      <dc:creator>Beelady</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://scontent.flhr3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/34816653_802600746611846_6396571596537987072_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&amp;oh=3455785b0ec429f90ef5ff8eccc9c45c&amp;oe=5BC3A2C3" class="bbCodeImage LbImage" alt="[&#x200B;IMG]" data-url="https://scontent.flhr3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/34816653_802600746611846_6396571596537987072_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&amp;oh=3455785b0ec429f90ef5ff8eccc9c45c&amp;oe=5BC3A2C3" />]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Job Opportunity For Some :)</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2018 10:19:49 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6293/</link>
      <guid>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6293/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (MaDProFF)</author>
      <dc:creator>MaDProFF</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.facebook.com/HayleyBEntertainments/photos/a.564589716957627.1073741833.160125637404039/1631799860236602/?type=3&amp;theater" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">https://www.facebook.com/HayleyBEnt...125637404039/1631799860236602/?type=3&amp;theater</a><br />
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Good Money too]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Even The Stupid Sometimes Ride Bikes</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2018 12:56:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6267/</link>
      <guid>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6267/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (BlackHornet)</author>
      <dc:creator>BlackHornet</dc:creator>
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      <title>Oops</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2018 16:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6262/</link>
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      <author>invalid@example.com (phil read)</author>
      <dc:creator>phil read</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[While out on my bike, I swerved to avoid hitting a fox, lost control and landed in a ditch, and severely banged my head.<br />
<br />
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shinny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful, women, who asked, &quot;Are you okay?&quot;<br />
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As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...<br />
<br />
&quot;I&#039;m okay I think,&quot; I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.<br />
<br />
She said, “get in...<br />
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<a href="http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6262/" class="internalLink">Oops</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Opps</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2017 09:27:44 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6186/</link>
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      <author>invalid@example.com (BlackHornet)</author>
      <dc:creator>BlackHornet</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="fb-video" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=621514484682797" data-width="500"><div class="fb-xfbml-parse-ignore"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=621514484682797">https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=621514484682797</a></div></div>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>How Not To Entre The Pits At A Track Day</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2017 13:16:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6114/</link>
      <guid>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/6114/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (BlackHornet)</author>
      <dc:creator>BlackHornet</dc:creator>
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      <title>The Moment Madproff Met?</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2017 20:26:55 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/5854/</link>
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      <author>invalid@example.com (Blade rr6)</author>
      <dc:creator>Blade rr6</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Ben Kingsley....................]]></content:encoded>
      <slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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      <title>Next Generation Zero Emission Bike</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2016 09:48:42 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/5785/</link>
      <guid>http://www.southeastcountiesbikers.co.uk/threads/5785/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (BlackHornet)</author>
      <dc:creator>BlackHornet</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="fb-video" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10154241869436743" data-width="500"><div class="fb-xfbml-parse-ignore"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10154241869436743">https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10154241869436743</a></div></div>]]></content:encoded>
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